Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Spiderman - the musical

Isn't it bad enough we had to endure CATS?

Now, spiders?

Is a musical about Spiderman necessary?

And beyond necessary, desirable?

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Hot versus Cold

A recent beer commercial would have us believe that a man woudl give up hot sex to protect his cold beer.

I, for one, think that the guy is a MORON.

I don't think that was the company's intent.

But the question remains, what would you rather have hot sex or a cold beer?

Monday, February 2, 2009

Hooking up

Meeting online when the Internet was first born was a much less risk-free venture than it is today.

Even the biggest baffoon can hide behind an avatar with relative ease.

This doesn't bode well for a 15 year old girl meeting a 21 year old man looking for a little action.

Large Families

A friend once said "Eight is enough" is a TV show, big families are never like that in real life. Oh, how right she was.

With more sibs than fingers on my right hand, I can attest that large families only mean large dysfunctions. Crasy just doesn't cut it.

Imagine a party line with sibs on the line.

Oh yeah, really hilarious.