What does it take these days to be an asshole?
Ever notice how most of our derogatory phrases for one another root themselves in the privates or unmentionables of the human body? Rarely is someone insulted by the phrase, ‘pistil” or “stamen” but we take pride in uttering asshole, dick, prick, pussy and that controversial “c” word. Lately, I have been thinking that the term, asshole, should be applied to the men, I have recently spied, wearing the following shirt slogans:
To the young man in Winnipeg sporting the 7 inches framed like the 7-11 store logo, I ponder “Is that all?” If you are going to put it out there, seven isn’t an impressive number.
To the young man in Winnipeg sporting the 7 inches framed like the 7-11 store logo, I ponder “Is that all?” If you are going to put it out there, seven isn’t an impressive number.
His equally challenged companion donning the “Addicted to Porn”, I figure you will stay that way until you rid yourself of that shirt.
And finally, to the 30-something well-built man at my local gymnasium, forgo the urge to wear the “Need head” shirt and quite possibly, you won’t be so needy in the future.
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